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- Thoughts from the treadmill
Maybe I'll just write all my posts while I'm on the treadmill. I've modified my rig so that I have better balance while typing. Haven't fallen off since that one time a couple of days ago. The biggest problem I'm having now is that I no think so clear. The physical act of walking seems to override the mental act of writing, so I have to go a little slower. Think through things. Might be a good exercise for my mind as well as my body. And I'm more likely to stay on this thing longer if I'm distracted. Bor-ing.
I've started to think that my lower back pain may be aggravated by all the junk I have in my trunk. The two pigs fighting under a blanket. The honeysuckle hams strapped to my ass. I think they twist my spine when I walk, fighting for space. Something has to give, and it ain't gonna be the hams.
Enough random thoughts for one day. It's almost time to get off here. Hope you have a lovely day.
You too. :)
ReplyDelete"Is your father a butcher? Because somebody stuck a gorgeous pair of hams underneath your dress..."
ReplyDelete-Leon Phelps, The Ladies' Man
I have often heard that walking helps people clear their heads, helps them think through their problems better. I don't think I've ever found that to be the case for me.
ReplyDeleteBut I applaud your stick-to-it-iveness! You are awesome for staying put on that thing! :D
I hope you have a lovely day too.
OMG, LMAO @ the Ladies' Man! But now I'm not sure if the term "honeysuckle ham" is correct. A honeysuckle is a turkey, right? Oh well, that works, too.
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